day job

you know that saying......don't quit your day job.
well the day job is occasionally tough, but my night job is killing me.
all the stuff I should be asleep...duties are as follows:
clothes for the next day layer-outer
bottle maker
story reader
milk producer
lock double checker
head propper upper for coughers
snore alerter (as in please roll over you are snoring)
glass of water-getter
monster-slayer
humidifier re-filler
baby feeder
dog letter in ( and out and back in again)
medicine administrator
nightmare soother
pacifier locator and re-inserter
please please go back to sleep begger
snooze hitter
snooze hitter again

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